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Durable, comfortable, and materially honest, these are the garments you'll actually wear while buying groceries, fixing generators, making questionable decisions, or waiting for someone on the internet to explain why everything is definitely fine.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo unnecessary luxury.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo unnecessary suffering.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eJust dependable clothing for the slow-motion apocalypse we've all agreed not to mention.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"pagan-language-tee","title":"Pagan Language Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eEvery civilization eventually invents a language for the end of the world.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003ePagan Language Tee\u003c\/strong\u003e collects that instinct into a single symbol. 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