Data Center Liberation Fashion Army Patch or Sticker

Dance! Dance! Dance! Then shashay through that security gate. Knock their socks off with your stylish PREApocalypse streetwear. Tell them you're not thirsty and that they can keep all the water they want. Swing your hips, roll your toes, and hit the road, leaving them wanting more, more, more.

The Fashion Army: Data Center Liberation Task Force design is available in two formats: a 4" embroidered patch or a 4" die-cut sticker. Choose your preferred method of aesthetic escalation.

Go embroidered and stitch or iron it onto your jacket, vest, backpack, or tactical bathrobe. Go sticker and slap it on your laptop, toolbox, water bottle, or whatever other legally stickerable surface requires immediate ideological improvement.

Either way, quietly inform the world that your aesthetic choices are backed by impeccable logistics and questionable priorities.

CAUTION: Wearing the patch may cause strangers to assume you're either part of an underground resistance movement or simply dressed better than they are. Adhering the sticker to your laptop may cause similar problems, only slightly more portable.

Choose Your Format

4" Embroidered Patch

• 4" round embroidered patch
• Six-color embroidered design
• Merrowed edge for durability
• Heat-seal backing for ironing or sewing

4" Die-Cut Sticker

• 4" die-cut sticker
• Full-color reproduction of the Fashion Army design
• Ready for laptops, cases, bottles, toolboxes, and other smooth surfaces

Both look equally appropriate at fashion week, the loading dock, or civilization's graceful decline.

WARNING: Neither the patch nor the sticker grants access to restricted facilities, classified data centers, or elite fashion circles. Results may vary.