{"product_id":"data-liberation-fashion-army-patch","title":"Data Center Liberation Fashion Army Patch or Sticker","description":"\u003cp dir=\"auto\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eDance! Dance! Dance! Then shashay through that security gate. Knock their socks off with your stylish PREApocalypse streetwear. Tell them you're not thirsty and that they can keep all the water they want. Swing your hips, roll your toes, and hit the road, leaving them wanting more, more, more.\u003cspan class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003eFashion Army: Data Center Liberation Task Force\u003c\/strong\u003e design is available in \u003cstrong\u003etwo formats: a 4\" embroidered patch or a 4\" die-cut sticker.\u003c\/strong\u003e Choose your preferred method of aesthetic escalation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eGo embroidered and stitch or iron it onto your jacket, vest, backpack, or tactical bathrobe. Go sticker and slap it on your laptop, toolbox, water bottle, or whatever other legally stickerable surface requires immediate ideological improvement.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eEither way, quietly inform the world that your aesthetic choices are backed by impeccable logistics and questionable priorities.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCAUTION:\u003c\/strong\u003e Wearing the patch may cause strangers to assume you're either part of an underground resistance movement or simply dressed better than they are. Adhering the sticker to your laptop may cause similar problems, only slightly more portable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"auto\"\u003eChoose Your Format\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e4\" Embroidered Patch\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e4\" round embroidered patch\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSix-color embroidered design\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMerrowed edge for durability\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeat-seal backing for ironing or sewing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e4\" Die-Cut Sticker\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e4\" die-cut sticker\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFull-color reproduction of the Fashion Army design\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eReady for laptops, cases, bottles, toolboxes, and other smooth surfaces\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eBoth look equally appropriate at fashion week, the loading dock, or civilization's graceful decline.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWARNING:\u003c\/strong\u003e Neither the patch nor the sticker grants access to restricted facilities, classified data centers, or elite fashion circles. Results may vary.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"PREapocalypse","offers":[{"title":"4\" Embroidered Patch","offer_id":52930763292954,"sku":null,"price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4\" Die Cut Sticker","offer_id":52930789245210,"sku":null,"price":8.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0993\/2816\/4122\/files\/FashionArmyPatch.png?v=1789401888","url":"https:\/\/preapocalypse.co\/products\/data-liberation-fashion-army-patch","provider":"PREapocalypse","version":"1.0","type":"link"}