{"product_id":"dissident-zip-up-hoodie","title":"Dissident Zip-Up Hoodie","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe world is complicated enough. Your hoodie shouldn't be.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-pm-slice=\"1 1 []\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMeet the Dissident Zip-Up Hoodie. Heavyweight comfort for lightweight existential crises. Crafted from premium 10 oz fleece with an exceptionally soft cotton face, it's built for the beautiful absurdity of the unraveling of modern existence and whatever comes after.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-pm-slice=\"1 1 []\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNo grand promises. No performative optimism. Just an exceptionally comfortable hoodie for people who see the writing on the wall and appreciate good typography.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou will be equally at home in this full-zip hoodie wandering abandoned shopping malls, arguing about civilization over coffee, or disappearing into the woods with entirely reasonable amounts of emergency foodstuffs.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCAUTION:\u003c\/strong\u003e Wearing this hoodie may cause strangers to assume you know where the good mushrooms grow, own at least one hand-crank radio, or have already downloaded the offline maps.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-pm-slice=\"1 1 []\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Anatomy of a Well-Dressed Dissident\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePremium Fabric:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Heavyweight 10 oz fleece, 70% cotton \/ 30% polyester, with an exceptionally soft 100% cotton face. Because civilization's decline is no excuse for inferior fabric.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eComfort Without Compromise:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Soft ring-spun cotton, a fleece-lined hood, and a generous, relaxed fit.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBuilt to Hold It Together:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Reinforced double-needle stitching with ribbed cuffs and waistband.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFunctional Hardware:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Durable nickel eyelets and a #5 nickel full-length zipper. Because some things should still work.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-pm-slice=\"1 1 []\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePreservation Protocol\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePreserve the Evidence:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Machine wash cold with like colors. Turn inside out to protect the print. \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eAvoid bleach and excessive heat. Air dry when possible, and for the love of all things holy, keep the iron away from the graphic.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLong-Term Survival:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Store somewhere dry, preferably above ground and away from open flames.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWARNING:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e May inspire excessive self-reliance, inappropriate confidence in uncertain times, and the suspicion that you're enjoying the decline a little too much.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"PREapocalypse","offers":[{"title":"XS \/ Black","offer_id":52904091877658,"sku":null,"price":69.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":52904091844890,"sku":null,"price":69.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":52904091812122,"sku":null,"price":69.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":52904091779354,"sku":null,"price":69.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":52904091746586,"sku":null,"price":69.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":52904091713818,"sku":null,"price":69.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0993\/2816\/4122\/files\/PREApocalypse_Zip_Up_Hoodie_Women_Front_White.png?v=1793824921","url":"https:\/\/preapocalypse.co\/products\/dissident-zip-up-hoodie","provider":"PREApocalypse","version":"1.0","type":"link"}