{"product_id":"fashion-army-patch","title":"Fashion Army Patch","description":"\u003cp\u003eDance! Dance! Dance! Then sashay through that security gate. Knock their socks off with your stylish PREApocalypse streetwear. Tell them you're not thirsty and they can keep all the water they want. Swing your hips, roll your toes, and hit the road, leaving them wanting more, more, more.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003eData Center Liberation Fashion Army\u003c\/strong\u003e 4\" round embroidered patch. Iron or stitch onto your jacket, vest, backpack, or tactical bathrobe.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eQuietly inform the world that your aesthetic choices are backed by impeccable logistics and questionable priorities.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCAUTION:\u003c\/strong\u003e Wearing the patch may cause strangers to assume you're either part of an underground resistance movement. Or simply cooler than they are.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eField Specifications\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e4\" round embroidered patch\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSix-color embroidered design\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMerrowed edge for durability\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeat-seal backing for ironing or sewing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSuitable for formal occasions, informal insurrections, and the gradual deterioration of modern society.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWARNING:\u003c\/strong\u003e Wearing this patch does not make you a revolutionary, fashion icon, or person of interest. But it's a start.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"PREapocalypse","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52930763292954,"sku":null,"price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0993\/2816\/4122\/files\/Fashion-Army-Embroidered-Patch-Jacket.png?v=1794444358","url":"https:\/\/preapocalypse.co\/products\/fashion-army-patch","provider":"PREApocalypse","version":"1.0","type":"link"}