{"product_id":"fashion-army-sticker","title":"Fashion Army Sticker","description":"\u003cp\u003eFree the servers. Accessorize the uprising. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe machines are learning. The algorithms are watching. Somewhere, a data center is using enough electricity to power a small nation just to create a meme of a raccoon in a business suit explaining cryptocurrency.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNaturally, we've formed a fashion army.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003eData Center Liberation Fashion Army\u003c\/strong\u003e 4\" die-cut sticker. Slap it on your laptop, toolbox, water bottle, and any\u003cspan\u003e other unsuspecting surfaces in need of aesthetic liberation.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-pm-slice=\"1 1 []\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBecause if you're going to participate in a vaguely defined uprising, you might as well have excellent branding.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCAUTION:\u003c\/strong\u003e Adhering this sticker to your laptop may cause strangers to assume you're either part of an underground resistance movement or simply have better taste than they do.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eField Specifications\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e4\" die-cut sticker\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFull color, incredible detail, long lasting, high quality\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLooks equally appropriate at fashion week, the loading dock, or civilization's graceful decline.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWARNING:\u003c\/strong\u003e This sticker does not grant access to restricted facilities, classified data centers, or elite fashion circles. Results may vary.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"PREapocalypse","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53432274387226,"sku":null,"price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0993\/2816\/4122\/files\/Fashion-Army-Sticker-Laptop.png?v=1794444205","url":"https:\/\/preapocalypse.co\/products\/fashion-army-sticker","provider":"PREApocalypse","version":"1.0","type":"link"}