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No two are exactly alike, and each one is hand-numbered with the driest Sharpie we can find.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCAUTION:\u003c\/strong\u003e Whatever arrives, you’ll be expected to defend it before your insurrection cell as a deliberate artistic masterpiece. Expressing disappointment will be interpreted as a lack of ideological commitment.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eAnatomy of an Artifact\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePremium Fabric:\u003c\/strong\u003e Heavyweight 6.2 oz, 100% USA cotton. No flimsy, disposable fashion here.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eComfort With Structure:\u003c\/strong\u003e Relaxed unisex fit with drop shoulders and a classic V-neck silhouette.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe Print:\u003c\/strong\u003e Individually hand-screened with variable designs and ink treatments. Photos show possible designs, not necessarily yours.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eEdition:\u003c\/strong\u003e Individually hand-numbered. Collect them all, if you dare.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003ePreservation Protocol\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePreserve the Evidence:\u003c\/strong\u003e Machine wash cold with like colors. Turn inside out to protect the print. Avoid bleach and excessive heat. Air dry when possible, and for the love of all things holy, keep the iron away from the graphic.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eLong-Term Survival:\u003c\/strong\u003e Store somewhere dry, preferably above ground and away from open flames.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eOrigin:\u003c\/strong\u003e Made with USA cotton. Hand-screened in the USA.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWARNING:\u003c\/strong\u003e Will you get the design you want? Who knows. That’s not really the point. 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