{"product_id":"this-is-a-cult-tee","title":"This Is a Cult Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eSome ideas arrive quietly. Others recruit followers. Wear this shirt long enough and decide for yourself which kind you've become.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrinted on a premium heavyweight cotton T-shirt, each garment has the soft feel and worn character of an old favorite from the very first wear. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eJoin nothing. Question everything. Are you in a cult? Or, maybe you are the cult.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCAUTION:\u003c\/strong\u003e Side effects may include prolonged eye contact, uncomfortable conversations, and the irresistible urge to ask, \"Cult according to whom?\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-pm-slice=\"1 1 []\"\u003eThe Sacred Specifications\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePremium Fabric:\u003c\/strong\u003e Heavyweight 6.5 oz, 100% combed cotton with a soft, substantial feel. Because unquestioning loyalty is optional. Quality isn't.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eComfort Without Conformity:\u003c\/strong\u003e Relaxed unisex fit with a smooth, breathable cotton feel.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBuilt for Repeat Offenders:\u003c\/strong\u003e Reinforced seams, ribbed neckline, and durable double-needle hems.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePre-Shrunk, Not Pre-Conditioned:\u003c\/strong\u003e Designed to minimize shrinkage. \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cspan\u003eMembership is implied. Allegiance is optional. \u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-pm-slice=\"1 3 []\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePreservation Protocol\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePreserve the Evidence:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Machine wash cold with like colors. Turn inside out to protect the print. Avoid bleach and excessive heat. Air dry when possible, and for the love of all things holy, keep the iron away from the graphic.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLong-Term Survival:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Store somewhere dry, preferably above ground and away from open flames.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOrigin:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Made in Bangladesh.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWARNING:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e The fabric is pre-shrunk. Your worldview doesn't have to be.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"PREapocalypse","offers":[{"title":"XS \/ Plum","offer_id":52904102232346,"sku":null,"price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XS \/ Cypress","offer_id":53317416911130,"sku":null,"price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"S \/ Plum","offer_id":52904102199578,"sku":null,"price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Cypress","offer_id":53317416943898,"sku":null,"price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Plum","offer_id":52904102166810,"sku":null,"price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Cypress","offer_id":53317416976666,"sku":null,"price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Plum","offer_id":52904102134042,"sku":null,"price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Cypress","offer_id":53317417009434,"sku":null,"price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Plum","offer_id":52904102101274,"sku":null,"price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Cypress","offer_id":53317417042202,"sku":null,"price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Plum","offer_id":52904102068506,"sku":null,"price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Cypress","offer_id":53317417074970,"sku":null,"price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0993\/2816\/4122\/files\/This-is-a-Cult-Cypress-Tee-Men-Front.png?v=1794438132","url":"https:\/\/preapocalypse.co\/products\/this-is-a-cult-tee","provider":"PREApocalypse","version":"1.0","type":"link"}