Hand-Screened Art Graphic Tee

Bully the world into believing the apocalypse is nigh with the bougiest T-shirt you can get your hands on.

Every Hand-Screened Art Graphic Tee is printed by eccentric artist types whose judgment we have deliberately chosen not to question. Maybe yours says PREApocalypse. Maybe PAY ATTENTION. Maybe it announces the coming catastrophe in twenty languages, or arranges triangles, cryptic scripts and vaguely threatening text into a perfectly ordinary box.

You choose the shirt color and size. The design chooses you. No two are exactly alike, and each one is hand-numbered with the driest Sharpie we can find.

CAUTION: Whatever arrives, you’ll be expected to defend it before your insurrection cell as a deliberate artistic masterpiece. Expressing disappointment will be interpreted as a lack of ideological commitment.

Anatomy of an Artifact

• Premium Fabric: Heavyweight 6.2 oz, 100% USA cotton. No flimsy, disposable fashion here.
• Comfort With Structure: Relaxed unisex fit with drop shoulders and a classic V-neck silhouette.
• The Print: Individually hand-screened with variable designs and ink treatments. Photos show possible designs, not necessarily yours.
• Edition: Individually hand-numbered. Collect them all, if you dare.

Preservation Protocol

• Preserve the Evidence: Machine wash cold with like colors. Turn inside out to protect the print. Avoid bleach and excessive heat. Air dry when possible, and for the love of all things holy, keep the iron away from the graphic.
• Long-Term Survival: Store somewhere dry, preferably above ground and away from open flames.
• Origin: Made with USA cotton. Hand-screened in the USA.

WARNING: Will you get the design you want? Who knows. That’s not really the point. Find joy in the surprise.