PREapocalypse
Fashion Army Patch
Dance! Dance! Dance! Then sashay through that security gate. Knock their socks off with your stylish PREApocalypse streetwear. Tell them you're not thirsty and they can keep all the water they want. Swing your hips, roll your toes, and hit the road, leaving them wanting more, more, more.
The Data Center Liberation Fashion Army 4" round embroidered patch. Iron or stitch onto your jacket, vest, backpack, or tactical bathrobe.
Quietly inform the world that your aesthetic choices are backed by impeccable logistics and questionable priorities.
CAUTION: Wearing the patch may cause strangers to assume you're either part of an underground resistance movement. Or simply cooler than they are.
Field Specifications
- 4" round embroidered patch
- Six-color embroidered design
- Merrowed edge for durability
- Heat-seal backing for ironing or sewing
Suitable for formal occasions, informal insurrections, and the gradual deterioration of modern society.
WARNING: Wearing this patch does not make you a revolutionary, fashion icon, or person of interest. But it's a start.
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Product information
All PREApocalypse merchandise is custom printed, so all sales are final. But if something arrives damaged, defective, or incorrect, we'll make it right. We stand behind our mistakes. Yours are your own.


