A man wearing an olive green cypress t-shirt with the words 'THIS IS A CULT' screen-printed in white on the chest, against a plain white background.A man wearing an olive green cypress t-shirt with the words 'THIS IS A CULT' screen-printed in white on the chest, against a plain white background.
This Is a Cult Tee in Plum purple, women's front viewThis Is a Cult Tee in Plum purple, women's front view
This Is a Cult Tee in Cypress green, men's three-quarter viewThis Is a Cult Tee in Cypress green, men's three-quarter view
This Is a Cult Tee in Cypress green, men's back viewThis Is a Cult Tee in Cypress green, men's back view
This Is a Cult Tee in Plum purple, women's three-quarter viewThis Is a Cult Tee in Plum purple, women's three-quarter view
This Is a Cult Tee in Plum purple, women's back viewThis Is a Cult Tee in Plum purple, women's back view
This Is a Cult Tee in Cypress green, flat layThis Is a Cult Tee in Cypress green, flat lay
This Is a Cult Tee in Plum purple, flat layThis Is a Cult Tee in Plum purple, flat lay
Two models wearing This Is a Cult Tee in Cypress green and Plum purpleTwo models wearing This Is a Cult Tee in Cypress green and Plum purple
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PREapocalypse

This Is a Cult Tee

$39.99
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Some ideas arrive quietly. Others recruit followers. Wear this shirt long enough and decide for yourself which kind you've become.

Printed on a premium heavyweight cotton T-shirt, each garment has the soft feel and worn character of an old favorite from the very first wear. 

Join nothing. Question everything. Are you in a cult? Or, maybe you are the cult.

CAUTION: Side effects may include prolonged eye contact, uncomfortable conversations, and the irresistible urge to ask, "Cult according to whom?"

The Sacred Specifications

  • Premium Fabric: Heavyweight 6.5 oz, 100% combed cotton with a soft, substantial feel. Because unquestioning loyalty is optional. Quality isn't.
  • Comfort Without Conformity: Relaxed unisex fit with a smooth, breathable cotton feel.
  • Built for Repeat Offenders: Reinforced seams, ribbed neckline, and durable double-needle hems.
  • Pre-Shrunk, Not Pre-Conditioned: Designed to minimize shrinkage. Membership is implied. Allegiance is optional. 

Preservation Protocol

  • Preserve the Evidence: Machine wash cold with like colors. Turn inside out to protect the print. Avoid bleach and excessive heat. Air dry when possible, and for the love of all things holy, keep the iron away from the graphic.
  • Long-Term Survival: Store somewhere dry, preferably above ground and away from open flames.
  • Origin: Made in Bangladesh.

WARNING: The fabric is pre-shrunk. Your worldview doesn't have to be.
Size: S
Color: Plum
Size: S
Color: Plum

Product information

All PREApocalypse merchandise is custom printed, so all sales are final. But if something arrives damaged, defective, or incorrect, we'll make it right. We stand behind our mistakes. Yours are your own.

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